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The South

Some things from my travels.

I passed a place called “ADULT FILMS AND BOOKS” which was right next door to a place called “LIVE DANCING.” My mother’s reaction was “Alrightyyyy looks like we’re in West Virginia.”

I drove across the Mason Dixon line.

My mother had Taco Bell for the first time ever.

I was behind a car whose bumper sticker said “You can’t piss on what you can’t catch.” Classy.